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Good Scrabble

2008-10-28T12:04:00.001+05:30

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

One Line Humor

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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

"Give thousand chances to ur enemy to become ur friend, But don't give a single chance to ur friend to become ur enemy."

"Everyone is good to us until we expect nothing from them & we are too good to them until we fulfil their expectations!!!"

"When your successful your well wishers know who you are!!!! When you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are!!!"

"People say that live 4 those who love you, but I say those who love u will make sure that u live!!!"

"When We Have The Heart To Forget those Who Made Us Smile, Why Cant We Have The Heart To Forgive Someone Who Made Us Cry!!!"

"Loving someone is torture until that someone loves u back!!!"

User accounts in Windows XP

2008-10-14T20:24:00.001+05:30

User accounts in Windows XP

User Accounts offers personalized settings and preferences for everyone who uses the computer. There are three types of user
accounts:

1. Computer Administrator account:

This allows the holder unlimited power to modify the computer in any way, and - importantly - to view and alter the contents of all other accounts. Generally, only one user of a shared computer holds a computer administrator account - the boss! A person with a computer administrator account can, among other things:

Create and delete other user accounts on the computer.Change any user's account name, picture, password, and account type.
Install and uninstall software and hardware. Change all system-wide settings.

However, the holder of a computer administrator account cannot change his or her account type to any other unless at least one computer administrator account remains. This ensures there is always someone able to fully operate the computer.

2. Standard account:

This account type is available only to users of Windows XP Professional using computers in a domain environment. With a standard account, a user can:

Install and uninstall software and hardware, provided doing so does not alter computer settings restricted by the holder of a computer administrator account. Create, change, or remove the account password. Change the account picture.

3. Limited account:

Assigning limited user accounts is an effective way to prevent inexperienced or unauthorized users from changing computer settings or deleting important files. Holders of limited accounts can only:

Create, change or delete their account password.
Change their account picture.

Guest access:

The guest access feature of Windows XP allows someone who is not a regular user of the shared computer to operate it as if he or she holds a limited account. Guest access is not protected by a password. Using Guest access makes it easy for visitors to log on quickly to check e-mail, browse the Internet, write and print documents, and perform similar activities.

Self CPR

2008-07-27T21:37:00.001+05:30

What are you to do if you have a heart attack while you are alone?

The Johnson City Medical Center staff actually discovered this and did an in-depth study on it in our ICU. The two individuals that discovered this then did an article on it, had it published and have even had it incorporated into ACLS and CPR classes. It is very true and has and does work.

It is called cough CPR.

A cardiologist says it's the truth.

Read This...It could save your life!

Let's say it's 6:15 p.m. And you're driving home (alone of course), after an usually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated.. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far.

What can you do?

You've been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course didn't tell you what to do if it happened to yourself.

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, this article seemed to be in order. Without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint,
has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

Tell as many other people as possible about this, it could save their lives!

Heart Attacks And Drinking Warm Water

2008-07-27T08:56:00.000+05:30

This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attacks.

The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit.

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer.

It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. Common Symptoms Of Heart Attack...A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest painNausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware.

The more we know, the better chance we could survive during the course of a heart attack.

My Biography

2008-07-25T14:38:00.000+05:30

1. Hey my name is wha? my name is who?..: Ameen Sarfani

2.I came into this world on the bright day of: July 17, 1978 (on Monday)

3.Hey guys wats my sign?: Cancer (I guess this explains my multiple personalities...and believe me... I do have them.))

4.Dad and Mum?:Wafee & Ameena Sarfani.

5.Brothers and Sister?:Aziz, Akbar and Ashraf.

6.Favorite animal?:Well.... I love all animals, so its really hard to choose. But I do love elephants...I dunno why, they are just so adorable! ;)

7.Favorite Pals: Well a few of 'em: hmm... Arif, Nargis Karimi and my Wife [Shahenaz] & MYSELF.(yes I said a few, not all! So dont cry...everything will be alright) of em there. :)

8.I like some of these tunes: Unbreak my heart, Everynight in my dreams [Titanic], Everything I do I do it for you, I'll never break your heart, Quit Playing Games with my heart, Oh Carol.

9.What do you look for/want/need/wish for in a gal?: Major thing: They have to be faithful. No lies. Loving, spontaneous, not overly mushy but not firm & grim either, someone who doesnt mess with your mind, they have to like animals and my family, gentle, thoughtful, silly but then they have to know when to be serious. what else? :)

10.The car(s) you would get if you weren't so poor: Maruti Zen......I like its sexy look :)

11.Oooh-la-la...what makes that gal physically yummay? (lol) - eyes, hair, smile...I guess the whole shebang baby.

12.Scariest thing you remember or would like to forget: When I got amputed my right leg above the knee due to Osteosarcoma [a type of cancer]; Oh, and one day I thought my whole web page got deleted...hey... thats purdy scary considering all the freekin time I've put into this thing. ;)

13.You are scared of: Lizards :)

14.Any talents?: Working with computers. (Hey, that takes talent) lol

15.Foreign Countries Visited: Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand....Hey I enjoyed a lot in all these places with my wife :)

16.Songs that can't be improved: Ok. I've decided to put one song up. Mind you I love TONS and TONS, so if I put them all, you'd be here bored forever reading them. 'Everynight in my dreams' by Celeine Dion. Yes I know its a theme of Titanic. but I LOVE it :)

17.A few people who have influenced you in some way: My religious night school teacher Ms. Haseena Bawani, my parents (Oh, and God of course. If He counts as a people? )

18.Something people thought u excelled at so they gave you an award: Best eyes, hairs, Friendliest, and most recently: Best Smile! and my Height. Horray! (Friends at longs gave me this one)

19.Character traits you look for in a person: HONESTY (if you dont got this, then what is the point? - but sugar coating now and then is nice), friendliness, how much they care for you and others, trustworthiness, humorousness, *temperament*.

20.What you want to be: Aurgh! Another one as of yet I cant answer! Work with kids? Animals? Web Designer? Social worker? Councellor???

21.Goals: Live in a nice house, have a dog, 2 wives [LOL...just kiddin] one is more than enough and 2 kids....I dunno :)

22.Favorite quote(s): "Don't hate me because of my appearance. Don't hate me because of my looks. Hate me because I'm mean to you. Hate me because I hurt you. But don't hate me for things that I cannot help." "A candle never loses any light from lighting another candle" ... "The Earth does not belong to us, we belong to the Earth" ..."Greatest things come in small packages" (its true!) "I only look sweet and innocent"

23.Food thats so good you can't live without it: Any Chinese food, raspberries, strawberries, chocolate dipped fruit, Samosas, Biryani made by my Mom :)

24.Funniest people: Jim Carrey and Johny Lever. Those expressions!, ..its soo hillarious.

25.Favorite Vacation Site: Malaysia (Genting Highlands) [ofcourse with my wife]

26.Favorite class: Any one that I can get an A in. Seriously.

27.Favorite Perfume: Eternity ! Thats Eternal.

28.Favorite Website: Obviously, my own site.

29.Favorite Hobbies: Watching TV Shows & Movies, Listening to Music....I jus' love music!

30.Favorite Music: Soft & Sentimental Music.

31.Favourite Singer: Backstreet Boys, Boyzone and above all My Wife. (She sings very good. I love her voice)

32.Favourite Past time: hmmm... I think Chatting on the net !

33.Believe In: God & hmmmm... LUV !

34.Love to me is: hmmmm... LIFE ! and No Life without Wife.

35.Biggest Assets: I think my hair !

36.In or around cd player: You name it, its probably there, and if its not...then maybe you should get it for me. ;)

37.Favorite cartoon character: Micky Mouse .... they are so adorable! (haha.. I know, how old am I?)

38.Favorite movies: Titanic, Pyar to Hona hi Tha, Aankhen, Face Off, The Mask (FUNNY as HEY), Blue Streak, Air Force One ... (I have so many)

39.Favorite Actor(s): Jackie Chan, Nicolas Cage, Jim Carrey and above all Amitabh Bahchan [still a favourite].

40.Favorite Actress(es): Kajol & Bhumika Chawla.

41.Yum..whats that fav smell?: Bath and body works stuff, Herbal Essences, citrus scents, peach, roses, gardenias. ok.

42.Favorite month: January b'cos its the month of my wife's birthday and February b'cos its the month of my wedding day.

43.Favorite holiday: Winter. I also love rainy days, feels romantic.

44.Best gifts I was ever given and from whom: My parents by God and my Computer from my parents. (I love them)

45.Best gift I ever gave and to whom: Well, I had nothing to do one day and on my sister's birthday I decided to give her a lovely dress. (lol) Well it was something I got the best idea. :)) Anyway, she loves it. I wasn't really sure if it was a good present at first but when she saw it she liked it a lot. I felt really good about it. :)

46.Your hair smells like: I donno...may be some good perfume. [LOL]

47.Favorite toothpaste: Aquafresh & Pepsodent. [I like its mints]

48.Favorite Outfit?: Casual Wear. I think I look good in that. :)

49.Favorite Comic as of yet? - Not really....I hate reading. I get sucked when I read.

50.mmmm... Candy.... ahhhhhh: ofcourse, Dairy Milk and 5-Star.. I just can't live without it.

51.Pen or Pencil: Pencil

52.Best Dream: When you know you are in a dream so u can do whatever you want to without paying the price or being embarrassed or gain weight or be poor or get hurt (physically).

53.If someone were to create a movie about your life what would it be rated?: No comments !

54.One word that describes your life: Happy, sad, fun, boring, ... oh one? oops.

55.Would you rather be Rich or Poor: Show me the money!!

56.Favorite Computer Smiley: ;), :), :-D (you have to do this one on the new AOL...its so cute)

57.Favorite Color: Various kinds of brown. (Black and White too occasionally)

58.Favorite flower: Rose :) That is the best way of any kind of expression.

59.Spontaneuos comment: Don't lie to people. They'll find it out in the long run anyway and you'll be more screwed over than you already would have been. Also take the time to understand someone, try and see their side for a change. Don't flirt if you have a gf/bf/partner. Kiss your dog/cat. ;) If you find someone special - don't lose them. Don't let someone else make you lose them.

WHEW! ok I'm done :)

World's Best

2008-07-25T13:21:00.001+05:30

Basilica of our Lady of Peace,
Yamoussoukro o.

Inside sitting capacity………..18,000
Outside overflow capacity….100, 000

WORLD'S BIGGEST INDOOR SWIMMING-POOL

World Water Park…..Edmonton, Albert,
Canada…………..SIZE….5 Acres

WORLD'S BIGGEST OFFICE COMPLEX ………… CHICAGO

Chicago Merchandise Mart…..Illinois,
USA

WORLD'S BIGGEST SHOPPING MALL

South China Mall, Dongguan,
China………892,000 meter-square

Shops on 6 floors

WORLD'S BUSIEST AIRPORT……………NEW YORK

J.F.K International Airport , New
York………………..USA

WORLD'S WIDEST BRIDGE………AUSTRALIA

Sydney harbor bridge, Australia……..16 lanes of car traffic....8 lanes in the upper floor, 8 in the lower floor.

WORLD'S LONGEST BRIDGE……………CHINA

Donghai Bridge , China ……………………32.5 kilometers

WORLD'S BIGGEST PASSENGER-SHIP

MS Freedom of the Seas……4300 passenger
Capacity Inside

WORLD'S BIGGEST PLANE……………AIRBUS

Airbus A380………..555 Passengers

WORLD'S BIGGEST BUS

Neoplan Jumbo-cruiser……..2 in 1 bus….double deck bus……170 passengers capacity.

WORLD'S HIGHEST
STATUE…………….BRAZIL

CHRIST THE
REDEEMER STATUE…..RIO.D.J………BRAZIL

WORLD'S TALLEST
BUILDING………DUBAI

Burj Dubai……….900 meters high. To be
finally completed 2008

WORLD'S LARGEST
PALACE………………….ROMANIA

Palace of the Parliament…..Bucharest,
Romania ……….
more than 500
bedrooms, 55 kitchens,120 sitting room.

WORLD'S BIGGEST
STADIUM……….BRAZIL

MARACANA STADIUM………… RIO
D.J…………BRAZIL……………CAPACITY…199,000

WORLD'S COSTLIEST
STADIUM………ENGLAND

New WEMBLEY STADIUM, London….90, 000
capacities…………….cost…..$1.6 billion

MOST COMPLEX
INTER-CHANGE………TEXAS

Interstate 10 Highways
Interchange……Houston, Texas.

WORLD'S BIGGEST EXCAVATOR

Built by KRUPP of Germany………….45,500
tons……95 meters high……215 meters long

WORLD'S LARGEST
MOSQUE………………PAKISTAN

Shah Feisal
mosque…..Islamabad……Pakistan

Inside hall capacity .... 35,000 outside overflow capacity 150,000

WORLD'S BIGGEST HOTEL………LAS
VEGAS

MGM Grand Hotel….Las Vegas….6, 276
rooms

WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE HOTEL
…DUBAI…U.A.E

Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai….only 7 Star
Hotel in the World

Cheapest room…$1000 per night.…..Royal
suit…$28,000 per night.

WORLD'S BIGGEST CHURCH BUILDING………NIGERIA

Winners Chaper Canaanlan...Otta...Nigeria

Inside Sitting Capacity……50,000 Outside
Overflow Capacity……250,000

WORLD'S BIGGEST ROMAN-CATHOLIC
CATHEDRAL…………IVORY-COAST

Bhai Ka Resume

2008-07-23T15:39:00.004+05:30

Name:Pakya Bhai Supariwala

Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

Education:
* B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail , India , August 1994 * M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA) , August 1996.

Thesis:
"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"

Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design.

Work Experience:
* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna , Aug 1990-Aug 1991 * Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project * Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)

Summer Internship:
* Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay , June1987-July1990 * Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings. * Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections.

Honors & Achievements:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime) * Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter * Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P. * Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs. * Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic degree supply.

References:
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi * Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi * Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai

A Heart Touching Love Story

2008-07-21T14:26:00.002+05:30

Hey friends here is One true Love Story Carefully read it........Don't miss its a nice one...

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away in Chandigarh . Her name was Kajal. She was dead in a truck accident. She was working in a call center of Vodafone in Chandigarh. She has a boy friend named Raju. Both of them were true lovers. Always hang on telephone. You can never see her without her head phone. In fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She spent half of the day talking with Raju . Kajal's family knows about their relationship. Raju is very close with Kajal's family. (Just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my headphone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn't carry her body. A lots of them tried to do so but still cant, every body had tried to carry the body, the results still the same. Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbors, who can speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. Kajal's parents did not inform Raju that Kajal had passed away.

After 2 weeks Raju called Kajal's mom.....(in phone)
Raju :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Kajal that I'm coming home today, I want to surprise her."Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important."

After he came, they told him the truth about Kajal. Raju thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "don't try to fool me - tell Kajal to come out, I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense". Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Raju started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Raju was shaking. Suddenly, Raju's phone rang. "see this is from kajal, see this...."he showed the phone to Kajal's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Kajal & there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed.

Inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of dead persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them...

And do you know what's their conclusion of this strong analysis. It was that "Vodafone has the best coverage, Wherever you go, our network follows you!!!"

Now don't shout on me it's just fun.

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My Favourite Bollywood Queens

2008-07-20T21:43:00.002+05:30

KAJOL

Well as an actress, Kajol is just beyond perfect with her acting...but seeing her with a pair of eyes as an ordinary soul... I come to the realization on how she is just a simple person... may be she is imperfect... but don't they say that beauty is a combination of imperfections ? She just has the touch of being so innocent but at the same time has a fierce, burning light of courage.... she has been reported to be arrogant, but come on guys..sometimes a girl just have to be cruel to stand strict with her opinion..agree? Just give her time..and she will be way up on the hill of fame in no time we can imagine. I just love her..though my frenzy friends may call her cruella.... love is what make you blind... but in the Kajol's case...I can see clearly the quality that make her simply irresistable... ya' know what I mean, don't you ?" Here are few pics of Kajol.

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BHUMIKA CHAWLA

Original Name 'Rachna Chawla' screen Name 'Bhumika Chawla' nickname 'Gudiya' born on August 21, 1978 in New Delhi, India. She has completed her schooling in Delhi. Her first film "Yuvakudu" in Telugu was released in the year 2000. Her second film "Khushi" with Pavan Kalyan was a super hit in Telugu. She got the 'Best Actress Award' for the film Kushi in Telugu. Since then she hasn't looked back. She has so far done five films in Telugu and two in Tamil.

Bhumika has no airs about her newly attained stardom. She's simple, yet elegant. With her graceful movements, warm smile and a great blockbuster movie to her credit, Bhumika has carved a niche for herself in the hearts of many. As a bright faced college girl, she caught the attention of ad film-makers in Mumbai. Her campaign for Ponds powder became so popular, that inevitably the film offers followed. She feels glad that she had started her career with ad films. It is there where she had learnt nuances of acting and expressions. She has debut in hindi films from "Tere Naam" in 2003 opposite Salman Khan. It was a hit. Bhumika can afford to have such a laid back outlook because she does not see acting as a profession or a means to an end. For her, it is an interesting medium for communicating. She is into acting because she loves it. She is an absolute natural. Combine this with her beautiful looks, you have an actress who is bound to go places,' says a film critic. She said her ambition is to win a National Award for Best Actress after winning the hearts of audiences, with the support and appreciation of colleagues of Cinema field. She is simple and enjoys what she is doing. Her only credo in life is, give your best and enjoy your work.

Here are few pics of Bhumika Chawla.

Nature’s wonder drug

2008-07-19T18:55:00.002+05:30

Nature’s wonder drug is a cheap way to beat obesity, cancer, arthritis and more.

Top doctors have revealed that the combination of garlic, vinegar and honey is a wonder drug that can cure everything from cancer to arthritis. Amazing studies from respected universities around the world prove the miracle home remedy that costs just pennies a day to make, is a super way to fight just about any affliction. Experts have verified that this health restoring trio of garlic, vinegar and honey can wipe out both common and uncommon aliments. Successes include ache, Alzheimer’s disease, arthritis, asthma, high blood pressure, haemorrhoids, infertility and impotence, toothaches, obesity, ulcers and many other diseases and conditions. In a study of arthritis victims, Dr. Angus Peters of the University of Edinburgh’s Arthritis Research Institute found a daily dose of vinegar and honey reduced pains by 90 percent.

A daily dose of garlic and vinegar has proved to be a powerful fat destroyer and weight reducer, according to Dr. Raymond Fish of London’s famous Obesity Research Center.

The prestigious British medical journal Lancel reported that cholesterol levels plunged on average from 237.4 to 221.4 after volunteers consumed 50 grams of garlic and four ounces of butter. The study proved the dangers associated with high fat foods can be neutralised by adding garlic to your diet. A study of 261 adult patients by the German Association of General Practitioners indicated that serum cholesterol and triglyceride level factors associated with the risk of heart disease, are significantly reduced by regular use of garlic in the diet. Studies at Houston’s MD Anderson Cancer Institute in Houston, the Pennsylvania State University and GCLA support earlier evidence that certain ingredients in garlic block agents the cancer of the breast, colon, oesophagus and skin. The National Cancer Institute found in a study of 1,000 people that eating a lot of garlic is linked to a reduced risk of stomach cancer. Dr. Etik Block of the State University of New York at Albany has discovered garlic unleashes at least 100 sulphur producing components, all of which are powerful medicines.

There appears to be little doubt that this astounding remedy of garlic, vinegar and honey can extend life by protecting the user from many proven killers.

Dr. Hen Lee Tsno writes in China’s respected Journal of Natural Medicines.

Patients given this miracle drink before breakfast showed a remarkable reduction in high blood pressure and cholesterol in less than a week. Ralim nutritionist Emlio Stelfani adds. Years of scientific investigation by experts around the world have proven beyond a doubt that garlic, vinegar and honey are natures magic potion. The three powerful ingredients are available everywhere and they cost only pennies a day. Considering all that these natural substances can do for human health, it’s amazing they are not more widely used. Dr. Jack Soltanoff a nutritional expert from New York, praises the benefits of apple cider vinegar. He’s recorded remarkable success stories involving arthritis sufferers, I have seen many arthritis patients start to loosen up at once, says Dr. Soltanoff Some even call it (apple cider vinegar) a natural arthritis tonic that free them from stiffness, pain and throbbing aches.

Within just a few weeks, most pain wrecked arthritis patients can perform normal activities because of this simple tonic. Boxing legend Mohammed Ali reportedly takes a daily dose of garlic, vinegar and honey to light the symptoms of Parkinson’s disease and many other athletes use it to gain a competitive edge. Dr. Tsao is sweet on the powers of honey. Honey has been described as the perfect food notes the respected researcher. It contains at least 31 nutrients, 13 minerals the components part of nine vitamins, six acids and four key enzymes. Patients who took the additional vinegar and honey drink daily, were more vigorous, had fewer colds or infectious diseases and in general were healthier than those who didn’t. There’s no question that this astounding elixir can extend life by protecting you from many proved killers.

Honey not only makes your daily dose taste better. The sweet stuff also aids in your body’s ability to absorb the medical properties of the powerful ingredients. Garlic provides a storehouse of vitamins and minerals, but what excites researches most is growing evidence that allicin an enzyme present in large amount in garlic stimulates the immune system.

Basic elixir recipe:

Here’s how to make your own miracle medicine:

In a bowl, mix together one cup of cider vinegar - use only cider vinegar - one cup of honey and eight cloves of chopped garlic. Place the combination in a blender. And mix on high speed for 60 seconds. Pour the mixture into Another jar of glass (container). Seal and leave in the refrigerator for five days. Normal dosage is two teaspoons in a glass of water or fruit juice, grape or orange juice are best, before breakfast. A second dose, if desired, can be taken in the evening.

The Complete Guide To Optimize Windows XP

2008-07-19T18:41:00.003+05:30

Beginners

Remove Annoying Delete Confirmation Messages
Although not strictly a performance tweak I love this fix as it makes my machine 'feel' faster. I hate the annoying 'are you sure?' messages that XP displays, especially if I have to use a laptop touchpad to close them. To remove these messages:
- Right-click on the 'Recycle Bin' on the desktop and then click 'Properties'
- Clear the 'Display Delete Confirmation Dialog' check box and click 'Ok'. If you do accidentally delete a file don't worry as all is not lost. Just go to your Recycle Bin and 'Restore' the file.
Disable Indexing Services
Indexing Services is a small little program that uses large amounts of RAM and can often make a computer endlessly loud and noisy. This system process indexes and updates lists of all the files that are on your computer. It does this so that when you do a search for something on your computer, it will search faster by scanning the index lists. If you don't search your computer often, or even if you do search often, this system service is completely unnecessary. To disable do the following:
- Go to Start
- Click Settings
- Click Control Panel
- Double-click Add/Remove Programs
- Click the Add/Remove Window Components
- Uncheck the Indexing services box
- Click 'Next'
Optimise Display Settings
Windows XP can look sexy but displaying all the visual items can waste system resources. To optimise:
- Go to Start
- Click Settings
- Click Control Panel
- Click System
- Click Advanced tab
- In the Performance tab click Settings
- Leave only the following ticked:
  - Show shadows under menus
  - Show shadows under mouse pointer
  - Show translucent selection rectangle
  - Use drop shadows for icons labels on the desktop
  - Use visual styles on windows and buttons
Speedup Folder Browsing
You may have noticed that every-time you open my computer to browse folders that there is a slight delay. This is because Windows XP automatically searches for network files and printers every-time you open Windows Explorer. To fix this and to increase browsing significantly:
- Open My Computer
- Click on Tools menu
- Click on Folder Options
- Click on the View tab.
- Uncheck the Automatically search for network folders and printers check box
- Click Apply
- Click Ok
- Reboot your computer
Disable Performance Counters
Windows XP has a performance monitor utility which monitors several areas of your PC's performance. These utilities take up system resources so disabling is a good idea. To disable:
- download and install the Extensible Performance Counter List
- Then select each counter in turn in the 'Extensible performance counters' window and clear the 'performance counters enabled' checkbox at the bottom.button below

Improve Memory Usage With Cacheman

Cacheman Improves the performance of your computer by optimizing the disk cache, memory and a number of other settings. Once Installed:

Go to Show Wizard and select All
Run all the wizards by selecting Next or Finished until you are back to the main menu. Use the defaults unless you know exactly what you are doing
Exit and Save Cacheman
Restart Windows

Optimise your internet connection

There are lots of ways to do this but by far the easiest is to run TCP/IP Optimizer

Download and install
Click the General Settings tab and select your Connection Speed (Kbps)
Click Network Adapter and choose the interface you use to connect to the Internet
Check Optimal Settings then Apply
Reboot

Optimise Your Pagefile

If you give your pagefile a fixed size it saves the operating system from needing to resize the page file.

Windows XP sizes the page file to about 1.5X the amount of actual physical memory by default. While this is good for systems with smaller amounts of memory (under 512MB) it is unlikely that a typical XP desktop system will ever need 1.5 X 512MB or more of virtual memory. If you have less than 512MB of memory, leave the page file at its default size. If you have 512MB or more, change the ratio to 1:1 page file size to physical memory size.

Right click on My Computer and select Properties
Select the Advanced tab
Under Performance choose the Settings button
Select the Advanced tab again and under Virtual Memory select Change
Highlight the drive containing your page file and make the initial Size of the file the same as the Maximum Size of the file.

Run BootVis - Improve Boot Times

BootVis will significantly improve boot times:

Download and Run
Select Trace
Select Next Boot and Driver Trace
A Trace Repetitions screen will appear, select Ok and Reboot
Upon reboot, BootVis will automatically start, analyze and log your system's boot process. When it's done, in the menu go to Trace and select Optimize System
Reboot.
When your machine has rebooted wait until you see the Optimizing System box appear. Be patient and wait for the process to complete

Remove Fonts for Speed

Fonts, especially TrueType fonts, use quite a bit of system resources. For optimal performance, trim your fonts down to just those that you need to use on a daily basis and fonts that applications may require.

Open Control Panel
Open Fonts folder
Move fonts you don't need to a temporary directory (e.g. C:￥FONTBKUP?) just in case you need or want to bring a few of them back. The more fonts you uninstall, the more system resources you will gain.

Intermediate

Turn Off System Restore

System Restore can be a useful if your computer is having problems, however storing all the restore points can literally take up Gigabytes of space on your hard drive. To turn off System Restore:

Open Control Panel
Click on Performance and Maintenance
Click on System
Click on the System Restore tab
Tick 'Turn off System Restore on All Drives'
Click 'Ok'

Defragment Your Pagefile

Keeping your pagefile defragmented can provide a major performance boost. One of the best ways of doing this is to creat a separate partition on your hard drive just for your page file, so that it doesn't get impacted by normal disk usage. Another way of keeping your pagefile defragmented is to run PageDefrag. This cool little app can be used to defrag your pagefile, and can also be set to defrag the pagefile everytime your PC starts. To install:

Download and Run PageDefrag
Tick "Defrag at next Reboot",
Click "Ok"
Reboot

Make Your Menus Load Faster

This is one of my favourite tweaks as it makes a huge difference to how fast your machine will 'feel'. What this tweak does is remove the slight delay between clicking on a menu and XP displaying the menu.

This is the delay time before a menu is opened. You can set it to "0? but it can make windows really hard to use as menus will open if you just look at them - well move your mouse over them anyway. I tend to go for anywhere between 50-150 depending on my mood

Go to Start then Run
Type 'Regedit' then click 'Ok'
Find "HKEY_CURRENT_USER￥Control Panel￥Desktop"
Select "MenuShowDelay"
Right click and select "Modify'
Reduce the number to around "100?

Make Programs Load Faster

This little tweak tends to work for most programs. If your program doesn't load properly just undo the change. For any program:

Right-click on the icon/shortcut you use to launch the program
Select properties
In the 'target' box, add ' /prefetch:1′ at the end of the line.
Click "Ok"

Ensure XP Is Using DMA Mode

XP enables DMA for Hard-Drives and CD-Roms by default on most ATA or ATAPI (IDE) devices. However, sometimes computers switch to PIO mode which is slower for data transfer - a typical reason is because of a virus. To ensure that your machine is using DMA:

Open 'Device Manager'
Double-click 'IDE ATA/ATAPI Controllers'
Right-click 'Primary Channel' and select 'Properties' and then 'Advanced Settings'
In the 'Current Transfer Mode' drop-down box, select 'DMA if Available' if the current setting is 'PIO Only'

Advanced

Speed Up Boot Times I

This tweak works by creating a batch file to clear the temp and history folders everytime you shutdown so that your PC doesn't waste time checking these folders the next time it boots. It's quite simple to implement:

Open Notepad and create a new file with the following entries:
- RD /S /q "C:￥Documents and Settings"UserName without quotes"￥Local Settings￥History"
- RD /S /q "C:￥Documents and Settings￥Default User￥Local Settings￥History"
- RD /S /q "D:￥Temp" <–"Deletes temp folder, type in the location of your temp folder"
Save the new as anything you like but it has to be a '.bat' file e.g. fastboot.bat or deltemp.bat
Click 'Start' then 'Run'
Type in 'gpedit.msc' and hit 'ok'
Click on 'Computer Configuration' then 'Windows Settings'
Double-click on 'Scripts' and then on 'Shutdown'
Click 'Add' and find the batch file that you created and then press 'Ok'

Speed Up Boot Times II

When your PC starts it usually looks for any bootable media in any floppy or cd-rom drives you have installed before it gets around to loading the Operating System from the HDD. This can waste valuable time. To fix this we need to make some changes to the Bios.

Note: Once this change has been made, you won't be able to boot from a floppy disc or a CD-rom. If for some strange reason you need to do this in the future, just go back into your bios, repeat the steps above and put your floppy or CD-rom back as the 'First Device'

To enter the bios you usually press 'F2′ or 'delete' when your PC starts
Navigate to the 'Boot' menu
Select 'Boot Sequence'
Then either move your Hard drive to the top position or set it as the 'First Device'5. Press the 'Escape' key to leave the bios. Don't forget to save your settings before exiting

Speed Up Boot Times III

When your computer boots up it usually has to check with the network to see what IP addresses are free and then it grabs one of these. By configuring a manually assigned IP address your boot time will improve. To do this do the following:

Click on 'Start' and then "Connect To/Show All Connections'
Right-click your network adapter card and click 'Properties'
On the 'General' tab, select 'TCP/IP' in the list of services and click 'Properties'
In the TCP/IP properties, click 'Use the following address' and enter an IP address for your PC. If you are using a router this is usually 192.168.0.xx or 192.168.1.xx. If you are not sure what address you could check with your ISP or go to 'Start/run' and type 'cmd' and then 'ipconfig/all'. This will show your current IP settings which you will need to copy
Enter the correct details for 'Subnet mask', 'Default gateway' and 'DNS Server'. Again if you are not sure what figures to enter use 'ipconfig/all' as in stage 4

Disable Unnecessary Services

Because Windows XP has to be all things to all people it has many services running that take up system resources that you will never need.
Below is a list of services that can be disabled on most machines:

To disable these services:

Alerter
Clipbook
Computer Browser
Distributed Link Tracking Client
Fast User Switching
Help and Support - (If you use Windows Help and Support leave this enabled)
Indexing Service
IPSEC Services
Messenger
Netmeeting Remote Desktop Sharing (disabled for extra security)
Portable Media Serial Number
Remote Desktop Help Session Manager (disabled for extra security)
Remote Procedure Call Locator
Remote Registry (disabled for extra security)
Remote Registry Service
Secondary Logon
Routing & Remote Access (disabled for extra security)
Server
SSDP Discovery Service - (Unplug n' Pray will disable this)
Telnet
TCP/IP NetBIOS Helper
Upload Manager
Universal Plug and Play Device Host
Windows Time
Wireless Zero Configuration (Do not disable if you use a wireless network)
Go to Start and then Run and type "services.msc"
Doubleclick on the service you want to change
Change the startup type to 'Disable"

Speedup Folder Access - Disable Last Access Update

If you have a lot of folders and subdirectories on your computer, when you access a directory XP wastes a lot of time updating the time stamp showing the last access time for that directory and for ALL sub directories. To stop XP doing this you need to edit the registry. If you are uncomfortable doing this then please do not attempt.

Go to Start and then Run and type "regedit"
Click through the file system until you get to "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE￥System￥CurrentControlSet￥Control￥FileSystem"
Right-click in a blank area of the window on the right and select 'DWORD Value'
Create a new DWORD Value called 'NtfsDisableLastAccessUpdate'
Then Right click on the new value and select 'Modify'
Change the Value Data to '1′
Click 'OK'

Improve Boot Times

A great new feature in Microsoft Windows XP is the ability to do a boot defragment. This places all boot files next to each other on the disk to allow for faster booting. By default this option in enables but on some builds it is not so below is how to turn it on.

Go to Start Menu and Click Run
Type in "Regedit" then click ok
Find "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE￥SOFTWARE￥Microsoft￥Dfrg￥BootOpt imizeFunction"
Select "Enable" from the list on the right
Right on it and select "Modify"
Change the value to "Y to enable"
Reboot

Improve Swapfile Performance

If you have more than 256MB of RAM this tweak will considerably improve your performance. It basically makes sure that your PC uses every last drop of memory (faster than swap file) before it starts using the swap file.

Go to Start then Run
Type "msconfig.exe" then ok
Click on the System.ini tab
Expand the 386enh tab by clicking on the plus sign
Click on new then in the blank box type"ConservativeSwapfileUsage=1?
Click OK
Restart PC

Improve XP Shutdown Speed

This tweak reduces the time XP waits before automatically closing any running programs when you give it the command to shutdown.

Go to Start then select Run
Type 'Regedit' and click ok
Find 'HKEY_CURRENT_USER￥Control Panel￥Desktop'Select 'WaitToKillAppTimeout'
Right click and select 'Modify'
Change the value to '1000′
Click 'OK'
Now select 'HungAppTimeout'
Right click and select 'Modify'
Change the value to '1000′
Click 'OK'
Now find 'HKEY_USERS￥.DEFAULT￥Control Panel￥Desktop'
Select 'WaitToKillAppTimeout'
Right click and select 'Modify'
Change the value to '1000′
Click 'OK'
Now find 'HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE￥System￥CurrentControlSet￥Control'
Select 'WaitToKillServiceTimeout'
Right click and select 'Modify'
Change the value to '1000′
Click 'OK'

Chinese vs Spielberg

2008-07-19T18:38:00.002+05:30

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

Gujarati Funeral

2008-07-19T18:33:00.001+05:30

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,

I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT .

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese,

10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.

Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.

Please distribute all these fairly.

PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days.

Apology Letter

2008-07-19T18:30:00.004+05:30

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...
_________

Deer Sur,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.

This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly,but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.

I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun.

I putted a complain on station masterji.

He said I to go to the lady clerk.

At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.

Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.

Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.

I hope u will look into explain my hole story after,and late me joint first.

I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.

May God blast you!"

Yours awfully,
Yadav

Brigade (www.brigade.com)

2008-07-19T12:52:00.006+05:30

Good Afternoon.

I wanna share something about my experience working in Brigade Corporation India Pvt. Ltd as Technical Support Executive for HP All-in-Ones.

I joined as a Techincal Support Executive (TSE) in Brigade.

I was first trained for almost 2 months in the field of HP All-in-Ones ie. Print, Scan and Fax. I enjoyed my training with excellent trainers present.

The training includes technical and softskills as well.

As it is a chat support to HP customers across the globe, we were trained in using good terms while chatting with the customers online.

I do recommend to join Brigade, only due to its trainers.

I liked Brigade because of its internal job postings. It works 24 x 7 x 365 days a year. I use to get 2 weekly offs.

Thank you.

How to know when it is Love

2008-07-19T02:22:00.000+05:30

1. When you see someone you like, how do you attract that person?

I flirt and smile a lot. I try to let them see who I am by sharing myself.
I find out what our mutual interests are and I try to find a way to share them.
By conversations and phone calls, make the other person know that you are alive and interested in him/her.
Do not put on an act, just be yourself.
You cannot go out and try "lines" on him/her, there are normally turn offs.
Do not try and move too fast. If it is meant to be, it will happen.

2. And once that person is attracted to you, how do you know you're in love?

By looking into his eyes and seeing my relections throught the tears of joy in his eyes.
By enjoying and appreciating the little things he did for me and getting goose bumps at the sound of his voice when he called my name.
I would say that if you are waiting for it to happen, it will take longer or it will not happen. Be patient with it.
When I know that I have seen my lover's soul and I love it.
Sharing daily things with each other and showing undivided attention to that person.

3. When you're in love, how would you express it?

Making the other person the most important person in your life is the key.
By being there and being about to count on the other person. You must be honest too.
I do his laundry and make his dinner for him when he is too tired to do them.
I do the mush stuff: cards, flowers, weekends away, etc.
I treat him well. I treat him like a best friend because he is.

4. And after expressing your everlasting love, how does your lover return it?

By telling me how he feels deep inside, opening up to me, and telling me every little thing about his feelings towards things.
He returns my love by holding my hand when we are walking across the street.
Just seeing the glow and smile on the other person's face means that it much be love!
Love is a give and take arrangement. You must give love in order to receive it.
He loves me all the time! He purrs when I wake him up in the morning. He hugs me throughout the day.
When he looks at me, I see the love in his eyes. He treats me as though I was precious.

ABCs of Life

2008-07-18T21:10:00.002+05:30

A -void negative sources, people, things and habits.

B -elieve in yourself.

C -onsider things from every angle.

D -on't give up and don't give in.

E -njoy life today: yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

F -amily and Friends are hidden treasures. Seek them and enjoy their riches.

G -ive more than you planned to give.

H -ang on to your dreams.

I -gnore those who try to discourage you.

J -ust do it!

K -eep on trying, no matter how hard it seems. It will get better.

L -ove yourself first and foremost.

M -ake it happen.

N -ever lie, cheat, or steal. Always strike a fair deal.

O -pen your eyes and see things as they really are.

P -ractice makes perfect.

Q -uitters never win and winners never quit.

R -ead, study and learn about everything important in your life.

S -top procrastinating.

T -ake control of your own destiny.

U -nderstand yourself in order to better understand others.

V -isualize it.

W -ant it more than anything.

X -ccelerate your efforts.

Y -ou are unique of all of Nature's creations. Nothing can replace you.

Z -ero in on your target, and go for it ! ! ! ! !

Instructions to LIFE

2008-07-18T21:05:00.003+05:30

Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

Memorize your favorite poem.

Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

When you say, "I Love You" mean it.

When you say, I'M SORRY look the person in the eye.

Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

Believe in Love at first sight.

Never laugh at anyone's dreams.

Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

Don't judge people by their relatives.

Talk slow but think quick.

When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ?

Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

Call your mom.

Say BLESS YOU when you hear someone sneeze.

When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.

Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

Marry the person you love to talk to. As you get older, his conversational skills will be as important as any other.

Spend some time alone.

Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Read more books and watch less TV.

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.

Trust in God but lock your car.

A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a tranquil harmonious home.

In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.

Read between the lines.

Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.

Be gentle with the earth.

Pray --- there's immeasurable power in it.

Never interrupt when you are being flattered.

Mind your own business.

Don't trust a guy/gal who doesn't close his/her eyes when you kiss him/her.

Once a year, go some place you've never been before.

If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.

Learn the rules then break some.

Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Remember that your character is your destiny.

Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

Desi Love

2008-07-18T20:51:00.004+05:30

Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town
Bombay

Date: Nav Do Gyarah

My Dear 'Anamica':

You must be surprised to receive this 'Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my 'Pahechan' to you as 'Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an 'Awaara', I am also your 'Deewana'.

I am making you a 'Prarthna' to enter my 'Zindagi' as a 'Priyatama'. Even though I do not have any 'Sambandh' with you, I still consider you as my 'Dream Girl' with 'Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka'. There are only 'Do Raaste' left for me. One is to get your love by 'Tyag' or to go the 'Rangeela' way.

Wouldn't you like to be 'Mere Jeevan Saathi' as you are 'Lakhon Mein Ek'? I also hope that you will 'Guide' me in 'Bahar' as we are made for 'Ek Duje Ke Liye'.

We will live in 'Naya Zamana' where we will have a 'Suhana Safar'. In this 'Himalay Ki God Mein', our 'Bandhan' is going to be tied with 'Preet Ki Dor'. I hope that we will have nothing but 'Anand' in 'Yeh Dillagi'.

Aren't you bored of 'Akele Hum Akele Tum' life? Let this 'Baazigar' be your 'Boy Friend' and we start 'Pehli Mohabbat'. This 'Chahat' is going to lead to a 'Milan' where you are going to call me everyday for 'Aao Pyar Karen'.

Now, 'Phir Kab Miloge' as 'Tumse Accha Kaun Hein'? As you know my love is 'Himalay Se Uncha' and hopefully our 'Mulaqat' will be 'An Evening in Paris'.

'Aa Gale Lag Jaa!'

'Hum Aapke Hain Kaun...?'

'Prem Pujari'

About Me

2008-07-18T12:31:00.016+05:30

From the dawn of survival to this day of existence man has struggled to establish his identity on this planet. Well here I am representing the greatest race known to this planet inviting you to join me in the quest to know each other better. My first cries were heard on 17th of July in 1978 in the hustle bustle of Warangal in Andhra Pradesh, India. Since then I tend to think that I have done justice to the life that God gave me. I am 5.10 ft. high, black eyes & light brown hair. My family & friends are scattered through out USA. I miss them a lot but can communicate with some of them via Internet. I am interested mainly in computers & music. I spend a lot of my time on my computer, mostly downloading and fiddling with settings. Come, stay a while...enjoy... Be in touch at ameensarfani@gmail.com